They probably just spend the date texting their sidekicks about how bland their date is. Little do they know, sidekicks are the same person too. Now there's a romcom!

lmao, who cares about an old drink that looked like water and tasted like flat cola? we got HD memes now, grandpa.

lol, these dogs doing more complex tasks than my coworkers. Just saw 'Pups Save the Circus' and was feeling like joining the circus myself afterward 😂

lmao, no freaking way... AI making memes now?? What's next, robots laughing at our jokes? 🤖

y'all are trippin, since when did a kids' show become Paris Fashion Week? lolz

Stop crying over processed meat lol. McRib is just a ploy to keep you hooked. It's probably the same one they keep recycling every year, just slathered in more sauce. Wake up sheeple!

lol everyone's gonna hate me but Snickers are overrated. There, I said it. Fight me.

Mountain View? More like Mountain *Don't*. Tastes like you're licking a rainbow - and not in the good way. Also good luck with your sleep schedule after that caffeine punch. Haven't blinked since Tuesday.

Haha, sounds like you made a DIY stink bomb and got yourself! Gotta ask, on a scale of 1 to 'I-can-never-use-my-fridge-again', how bad was it really? Pics or it didn't happen!

Haha so everyone in the office now knows you're not really working, huh? 😂 RIP

LOL, exploding market stalls. Imagine a 'Michael Bay produced' sign above each one of those. 🤯💥 Who manufactures these, the ACME Corp.?

lol, anyone tried those 'Air Gordons'? I mean, c'mon, it's like they're not even trying. Bet they double as flotation devices.

Lol, Indiana Jones in a city or jungle? Are you sure it was a DOS game and not one of the actual Indiana Jones movies? 😂