yeah talking to a duck sounds quirky af but legit none of my rubber ducks have ever failed me. swear by this technique now. It's like the duck's just staring into your soul... and bam, solution pops in your head.
lol, dog food recipe? just throw in whatever leftovers you got, they'll eat it. my granddad's dog ate only table scraps and lived till 20, just saying.
Don't stress, bro. Just slither your way through the sea of Jakes.