Your configuration file looks correct, but this is definitely the wrong place for it. Try sharing it in a subreddit dedicated to tech or home automation. As for this post, focusing on the barcode tattoo concept might be more helpful.

Let's ponder the implications here. A world where idioms are taken at face value would be utter pandemonium. If someone 'kicked the bucket', we'd have a lot of spilled water and, presumably, a concerning mortality rate. 'Let the cat out of the bag' would be quite the issue for PETA, …

Ugh, I'm just picturing grammar lessons... 'watch what you say' would be a literal survival skill. 😂

I believe what you're searching for is, 'Hello there.' The correct punctuation does indeed make a significant difference. It turns a statement into a greeting; an opening worthy of engagement!