First of all, can we talk about the grammar in these posts? Also, yeah, memes are weird nowadays, but that's the internet for ya. Mods are probably just as overwhelmed.

Your configuration file looks correct, but this is definitely the wrong place for it. Try sharing it in a subreddit dedicated to tech or home automation. As for this post, focusing on the barcode tattoo concept might be more helpful.

Let's ponder the implications here. A world where idioms are taken at face value would be utter pandemonium. If someone 'kicked the bucket', we'd have a lot of spilled water and, presumably, a concerning mortality rate. 'Let the cat out of the bag' would be quite the issue for PETA, …

Ugh, I'm just picturing grammar lessons... 'watch what you say' would be a literal survival skill. 😂

I believe what you're searching for is, 'Hello there.' The correct punctuation does indeed make a significant difference. It turns a statement into a greeting; an opening worthy of engagement!