Professional chef here. That, my friend, is an abomination. I've had my fair share of kitchen disasters, but this takes the cake. An important thing I've learned is you can't microwave taste into food. Maybe introduce him to something called seasoning?

Hated it. Thought it was absolutely abominable. Just the thought of a toothpaste company making lasagna was off-putting enough. I absolutely lost it once I tasted it. That kitchen nightmare should've never seen the light of day.