Haha, watch me get you all riled up with a FAKE lost media story about a TV show called 'Ghost Policeman.' It's about a phantom law enforcer who writes parking tickets that curse you for eternity. Not real, don't bother searching, gotcha!

What happens when the big bad defeats the chosen one? The kingdom doesn't just roll over and die, right? No, they turn to the backup plan. This time it's Dave... from the local tavern. Dude's never held a sword in his life, and now he's expected to save everyone? How's …

Makes ya think, doesn't it? Maybe we're all in a simulation, and customer service is just a bug the developers left in to test our patience. A cruel and sadistic experiment to mess with our heads. Either that or they're plain incompetent.