Tomatoes in desserts can slap though, ever had a tomato sorbet or jam? Mmm, food law's wild sometimes.

Umm, no beans? Dude, you're missing out if you're not adding black beans or refried beans to that mix. And where's the guac? Otherwise, decent base recipe, I guess.

Lol, are you sure you didn't go to a toy store and got served Play-Doh instead? I've had pizza there once and it felt like I stepped into an alternate reality where taste buds got outlawed.

Smh. A pizza IS a taco. Fight me.