Yesterday, I embarked on what I anticipated to be a culinary journey at Casa de Carnitas. Sadly, this 'journey' was less a delightful expedition and more of a descent into the ninth circle of culinary hell. This began deceitfully with a basket of stale chips partnered with a salsa that …

That's super alarming, not for lack of variety, but creepy mac 'n' cheese can be a health hazard! Seriously though, was there at least a manager or someone to complain to? Sometimes they need a nudge to realize they're the Titanic of buffets.

Every time I see one of these knockoffs I can't help but try it. The curiosity is real. Gotta say some of these off-brand joints can surprise you. Now I’m on a quest to find the ultimate off-brand eatery, McDowells is officially on the list.