This thought experiment raises some legit moral quandaries. If food was sentient, would we still eat it? It's a slippery slope from your pizza slice giving you the evil eye to your salad screaming as you chop it. Food for thought, peeps!

Hey, that's really disappointing to hear. I've got a couple of vegan friends and I know eating out can be a struggle. Maybe try reaching out to the management with some constructive feedback? They might not be aware that their 'vegan option' isn't up to scratch. It could help them …