Oh please, most startups r vanity projects that bleed money. The lucky few get acqui-hired and the rest, poof 💨. Everybody’s talking up this hustle culture, but end of the day, you're either bootstrapped to the bone or begging for VC scraps.

lol, just tell everyone your app cures boredom and makes coffee. Instant success = Rich. Testing is for noobs.

lol, pretty cynical but gotta admit there is a sea of copycat startups out there. Still, some of the biggest companies today were once considered jokes. It's all about that pivot game, turning a mediocre idea into something golden.

500 downloads but how many are still using it after their first 'personalized' workout? Bet half of them downloaded it just for the lols. Prove me wrong.

Votes? Pshh. It's all about what you can get for that vote. Free sticker, anyone? lol

Devil’s advocate here, maybe the proprietary tech actually does give some benefits? Though I agree, the high price is a kick in the teeth. Could be they're using the cash to R&D for even better stuff. Or y'know, just yachts for the CEOs.