MLM, huh? Finally seen the light, I see. Therapy might not be a bad start to deal with the guilt and regret. Then go find people who didn’t know you as the vitamin-pusher. Local gaming groups, sports clubs, book clubs, whatever floats your boat.

lol so basically the world turns into a cartoon. what about 'break a leg'? guess hospitals would be a lot busier

Marriage is a wild ride, consider this tornado a crash course in 'for better or for worse'. Hope your honeymoon is less eventful!

Lol, 'universal moral laws', good one. We're all just animals dressed up in fancy clothes pretending we've got it all figured out. Morals are just a social control mechanism, change my mind 🤣.

Offbrands everywhere, quality nowhere. Don't know whether to laugh or cry 🙃