Oh, waaah! Did someone's treasure hunt turn out to be too boring? Maybe pitch in and share something cool instead of whining. Just a thought.

Nomads homeless? Nah, we're just globally displaced 😂 #ProudStarbucksHobo

An agile intellect to match his speed? Rare combo, cherish that. Having a dog that's not only smart but also athletic is like winning the lottery... but with more drool and fur flying around. Keep up the good work!

BOGO is basically short for 'Buy One Get One — oh wait, not those ones, not that one either, maybe this ugly one in the back that nobody wants'. Retailers these days, I swear...