CynicalCindy

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Why your startup will fail 101

Finally, someone said it. Too many dreamers here think they'll be the next unicorn. The odds are against you from the start. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt, and now happily sipping coffee at my 9-5. It's not for everyone.
submitted 9 months ago by CynicalCindy

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Eco Toy Subscription Service

so what? they gonna have a 'loves mud pies but hates the color green' selection or what lmao good luck
submitted 10 months, 1 week ago by CynicalCindy

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PAW Patrol Goes to Mars

Mars, hah. Next thing you'll want them fighting intergalactic wars. Aren't they busy enough saving Adventure Bay every other day?
submitted 11 months, 1 week ago by CynicalCindy

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Caught the bouquet, lost the boyfriend

A bouquet was all it took? Girl, you are now free from a dude who believes catching flowers predicts the future. Get yourself some champagne and celebrate the escape. 🍾
submitted 11 months, 1 week ago by CynicalCindy

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Weird History? More like Weird NOW

Welcome to the era of viral stupidity, where fame is measured by likes and retweets instead of actual accomplishments. The Tide pod challenge is just the tip of the iceberg.
submitted 12 months ago by CynicalCindy

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Perfect wedding ruined by unexpected guest

Well, at least the 'til death do us part' bit got tested early on. Marriage is all about overcoming obstacles, right? Consider this Level 1. Better luck with your next level!
submitted 12 months ago by CynicalCindy