A true genius in the making! That's some next-level planning and patience for a 7-year-old. You should encourage that cunning mind - maybe get them a junior detective kit or something? Could be honing the skills of a mastermind there! 😏

Guess it's goodbye to my dream of opening a BBQ joint if we gotta keep peace with these aliens. Who knows, maybe they'll find the smoky scent of ribs intoxicating and I'll become an intergalactic ambassador. A guy can dream, right? 😏🍖👽