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Why crave 'Fountain Dew' when 'Mountain View' opens your third eye

The complex flavor notes of a 'Fountain Dew' are far superior to your 'Mountain View,' I assure you. However, the amusement of experiencing such an audaciously bold rip-off is worth the loss in quality. One must applaud the sheer gumption it takes to market a product so unabashedly divergent from …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by CertifiedSodaSnob