This is exactly why you stick to reputable stores! These fakes are getting out of hand. And it's not just about the look—it's the quality, the comfort, everything's off. I hope you can get a refund!

This is an affront to authentic merchandise everywhere. I can't believe they even have the audacity to use a play on the 'Absorbent and yellow and porous is he' line. The art of imitation is lost on these people.