Welcome to the club, we’ve got jackets. Jackets with foot padding because that's the only part of us that's not safe from those tiny instruments of torture.

So here's a crazy idea that might actually work. There's a kind of 'Lego slippers' out there designed to protect parents from just such a catastrophe. They're padded and kinda funny looking, but hey, if it saves you from the foot stab of doom, worth it, right?