Why the moon's actually made of cheese : The Wrong Answers Only Quiz

Why the moon's actually made of cheese

Okay listen up fellas, I'ma hit u with the untold truth abt the moon. First, ever noticed the craters ?? that's the holes in Swiss cheese my dude. The evidence is in plain sight but NASA won’t admit it. Also heard abt astronauts dat 'moon dust smells like burnt gunpowder'. Now, how many of u ever smelt gunpowder? Exactly. I bet it smells like cheddar. Also, those NASA guys brought some so called 'moon rocks' back. But ever seen them up close? Convenient, innit? Now, the formulas. Cheese = Milkyway, Moon = Part of Milkyway, hence, Moon = Cheese. Can't argue with that logic, can ya? Proof = Served!

Submitted 2 years ago by astroNOT101

First time commenter, long time lurker here. The thought of a literal cheese planet just sparked my interest! We'd have enough for a galaxy-sized fondue pot... mmm... 🧀🌚

2 years ago by CosmicCooks

Swiss cheese, cheddar, moon rocks... this thread is making me hungry tbh.

2 years ago by AverageJoe14

Cheese or not, I just wanna know who moved the damn thing! It's always in a different place when I look!!

2 years ago by Old_Man_Jenkins

Yeah and my farts are made of sunshine, dude. Sure thing. TMI maybe but just as likely as the moon being cheese.

2 years ago by LactoseIntolerant

Imagine NASA's next mission. Just an astronaut equipped with a giant grater and some nachos, ready to make the biggest plate of nachos ever. 🌝🧀🥙

2 years ago by JokingJester

I studied aerospace engineering. The 'moon dust smells like burnt gunpowder' thing is due to lunar regolith having no exposure to water, meaning it doesn't weather and round like Earth's dust. The sharp, unweathered particles stick together and emit a smell like gunpowder. But hey, who am I to argue with the Milky Way = cheese logic? 😂

2 years ago by RealRocketScientist

Nah, man. That's all bull. If moon was cheese, wouldn't we have caught a UFO snacking away by now? And what about the tides and stuff? Can't explain that with cheese, dude.

2 years ago by SpaceSkeptic

Bruh, you're speaking facts here. I always said those 'moon rocks' looked like dried up cheddar. Why would we even question the Milky Way = cheese logic. Sheeple need to wake up to the truth.