LOL, feel like I lost a few brain cells here but it's okay, they were probably the boring ones anyway. Keep doing you, gravity denier.

Ya know, poor Newton's probably rolling in his grave rn. Man gets bonked on a head and discovers gravity and y'all just 'absorb' it away. No respect, I tell ya, no respect.

So, like, we're just smushed to the earth by our own weight, huh? Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I've been trying to lose weight for years. But hey, you just blasted gravity out of existence and made me feel better about those extra lbs.

Ok, don't come for my boy Einstein like that. Buuut then again, didn't he himself call it 'spooky action'. Maybe you're onto something. Nah, just messing, it's legit. #gravityftw

I dunno, man. I mean when I drop my pizza slice, it's done ha! But gravity, ain't that like, a law or something? But hey, you do you.

Finally, someone who gets it! Been saying this for uuuh... forever? Gravity's a big fat lie, just like round earth. Down is just a perspective, right? Boom! Magic.

Ok, I'm picking up what you're laying down here. Like the earth absorbing things yeah? But I'd argue gravity's chill cause it just wants us to stick around, you know? So, not gone, just misunderstood, bro.