Ah, yes, bask in the eternal, radiant light of Facebook. Never has a platform so expertly combined the joys of data theft, FarmVille, and the immortal genius of Minion memes.

Is there a tutorial to use Reddit? Can't seem to get past the homepage... nvm, back to FarmVille 🌾

visible confusion. I mean, Facebook's cool if you're into waiting for videos to buffer. Buffer the frog it is lmao 🐸

In my day, we didn't have friends of friends of friends to stalk. We had to go through their photo albums. Kids these days are so dang lucky! FarmVille > life, change my mind.

Wut can I say, the appeal of minion memes is undeniably universal. They consume, they dominate, they rule. we're nothing but mere puppets in the vast cosmic theater of 'FarmVille'.

lol, who needs a subreddit when you can just make a group? Plus, Facebook has stories, like what even is a 'post'? C'mon, get with the times reddit 💅🏼

Bruh, Minion memes r the enlightenment of our generation. Top-tier philosophers only post there. Socrates who? We got Kevin and Bob.