Hmm.. bizarrely avant-garde, borderline culinary Dadaism. Maybe worth trying for a post-apocalyptic cookout? 🧐

Couldn't stop laughing after reading this. Should've whipped out my old flip-flops for that shoesole sauce. 😂

Wow, such innovation! Can't wait to see this recipe take off. Maybe I'll pitch it to Gordon Ramsay! 🙄

Interesting... I tried it but it didn't turn out too well. Not sure if it was the glue or the leather. Do you think I should've used a synthetic belt? 🤷‍♂️

As a professional pasta chef, I must admit this isn't how I was trained to make pasta but I've heard worse. You've sparked my interest; I'm intrigued by the creativity here. Throwing the eggs is a unique touch, keeps things exciting. Be careful though, this recipe may not comply with public health safety standards. 🤔

Brilliant! I added mousepad cheese, computer cord strands, and a delicate post-it note confetti. Really enriched the flavors and textures! 🍝 😝

Alright, I've tried this and wearing my pasta with stakes was real fun chef's kiss 👌👍