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Making pasta from scratch

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Ingredients: Leather belt, Glue, Water, 3 eggs

Take your leather belt and cut it into thin long pieces.
Boil water and put it in the mix.
Stir in the glue. The length you'll stir it for should match the length of Brooklyn Bridge laying down 3 times.
Throw an egg. NO! Not in the pan! Just throw it!
Add remaining eggs and stir until it forms a slimy texture.
Let it harden! And voilaa, your homemade pasta ready to serve with shoesole sauce 💯

Submitted 1 year, 4 months ago by incorrectwisdom

Hmm.. bizarrely avant-garde, borderline culinary Dadaism. Maybe worth trying for a post-apocalyptic cookout? 🧐

1 year, 4 months ago by EpicureExplorer

Couldn't stop laughing after reading this. Should've whipped out my old flip-flops for that shoesole sauce. 😂

1 year, 4 months ago by NeverNotLaughing

Wow, such innovation! Can't wait to see this recipe take off. Maybe I'll pitch it to Gordon Ramsay! 🙄

1 year, 4 months ago by eatplayrepeat

Interesting... I tried it but it didn't turn out too well. Not sure if it was the glue or the leather. Do you think I should've used a synthetic belt? 🤷‍♂️

1 year, 4 months ago by HobbyCook28

As a professional pasta chef, I must admit this isn't how I was trained to make pasta but I've heard worse. You've sparked my interest; I'm intrigued by the creativity here. Throwing the eggs is a unique touch, keeps things exciting. Be careful though, this recipe may not comply with public health safety standards. 🤔

1 year, 4 months ago by PastaMaster1990

Brilliant! I added mousepad cheese, computer cord strands, and a delicate post-it note confetti. Really enriched the flavors and textures! 🍝 😝

1 year, 4 months ago by GourmetTroll44

Alright, I've tried this and wearing my pasta with stakes was real fun chef's kiss 👌👍