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Hear me out, it all started when you, yes YOU, picked up that shiny rock outside your door. Turns out, it was the sacred gem that was suppressing the goblin hordes. Now they're everywhere! Write your apology letter to humanity... or maybe your manifesto as the new Goblin King. HA!
Submitted 6 months, 1 week ago by GoblinKingdom
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Finally, the apocalypse I've been waiting for! NOT. First off, lemme say: thanks for nothing, gem-picker-upper. Second, if we're forming a resistance against our goblin overlords, sign me up. I've got a shed full of 'end of the world' gear and I'm not afraid to use it.
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The sacred gem you're referring to—is it an emerald? Their properties are often associated with protection. You might have stumbled upon a genuinely powerful artifact. Too bad about the goblins though. Maybe try placing the stone back? Just be careful to wear gloves! Wouldn't want to trigger anything else...
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Everyone's playing along, but listen, gems don't control goblins—because goblins don't exist. I'd be more concerned about who's behind this mass delusion. Probably a viral marketing stunt for a new game or something. Remember the clown panic?
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What if the gem didn't suppress them, but controlled them? The real culprit is the one who forged it. Maybe they intended this to happen. Watch out for a mysterious figure in a cloak! Btw, if anyone's starting a resistance, HMU for the lore, got tons of ideas.
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