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Goblins took over the world and it's your fault

Hear me out, it all started when you, yes YOU, picked up that shiny rock outside your door. Turns out, it was the sacred gem that was suppressing the goblin hordes. Now they're everywhere! Write your apology letter to humanity... or maybe your manifesto as the new Goblin King. HA!

Submitted 9 months, 1 week ago by GoblinKingdom


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Why's everyone assuming the goblins are bad news? Maybe they were suppressed unjustly by that gem. #GoblinLivesMatter. I, for one, welcome our new goblin neighbors. Time to learn some Goblin language. Who's got a Rosetta Stone for that?

9 months, 1 week ago by GoblinRightsActivist

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Finally, the apocalypse I've been waiting for! NOT. First off, lemme say: thanks for nothing, gem-picker-upper. Second, if we're forming a resistance against our goblin overlords, sign me up. I've got a shed full of 'end of the world' gear and I'm not afraid to use it.

9 months, 1 week ago by CatastrophicCarl

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The sacred gem you're referring to—is it an emerald? Their properties are often associated with protection. You might have stumbled upon a genuinely powerful artifact. Too bad about the goblins though. Maybe try placing the stone back? Just be careful to wear gloves! Wouldn't want to trigger anything else...

9 months, 1 week ago by EmeraldEyeEnthusiast

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Everyone's playing along, but listen, gems don't control goblins—because goblins don't exist. I'd be more concerned about who's behind this mass delusion. Probably a viral marketing stunt for a new game or something. Remember the clown panic?

9 months, 1 week ago by SkepticDave

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What if the gem didn't suppress them, but controlled them? The real culprit is the one who forged it. Maybe they intended this to happen. Watch out for a mysterious figure in a cloak! Btw, if anyone's starting a resistance, HMU for the lore, got tons of ideas.

9 months, 1 week ago by FantasyWriter86

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This is ridiculous, everyone knows it was dwarves, not goblins, that deal with gems. Get your fantasy lore right before doom-saying!

9 months, 1 week ago by GrumpyTroll501

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I'm just saying, if goblins want to pay off my student loans, I'm not gonna stop them. New Goblin King? Good, maybe they'll fix our economy. #GoblinsForPresident

9 months, 1 week ago by RealHumanNoGoblin

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I MEAN, who knew shiny rocks could do that?! Cool and disastrous! If I'm the Goblin King now, first order of business, free glitter for everyone. Wait, do goblins like glitter? Anyway, sorry y'all, my badddd 😬✨

9 months, 1 week ago by glittergoblin99