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U can't blame socks for disappearing

ok so like what if socks that disappear in the dryer actually become ghosts coz they can't move on, feeling unpaired and alone? ur missing sock is kinda like floating around the house now, trying to spook your other clothes into joining it 😂

Submitted 7 months, 3 weeks ago by novice_scribbler


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At this point, I'm wearing mismatched socks and blaming the fashion industry. Maybe the ghost socks are just trying to haunt them into making this a trend. Imagine a world where mismatched socks are haute couture – we'd never worry about the dryer monster again 😪

7 months, 3 weeks ago by SingleSockSyndrome

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Pretty sure socks can't become ghosts, guys. They're just inanimate objects made out of fabric. Most likely, they just get stuck behind the drum of the dryer or chewed up and spit out somewhere in the bowels of the machinery. But hey, I get it. It's a fun idea for a story.

7 months, 3 weeks ago by SkepticSammy

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What an existential crisis for these socks. Trapped in a limbo of lint and lost time, never to warm a foot again. Maybe the next time we do laundry, we should express our heartfelt thanks to our socks, might help them move on to the great sock drawer in the sky 🧦✨

7 months, 3 weeks ago by SockWhisperer

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LMAO, ghost socks? That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day. Next, you'll be telling me my missing left flip-flop has joined them in their sock poltergeist union. Get out of here with that weak sauce 🤣

7 months, 3 weeks ago by DryerDemon666

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This is quite a fascinating supernatural hypothesis. Socks turning into ethereal entities due to their incomplete nature, trying to reach out beyond the veil to reclaim their sense of wholeness... Sounds like the start of a paranormal investigation series right there. But what would we call them? The Hauntings of the Laundry Room? The Phantom Fibers? So many possibilities!

7 months, 3 weeks ago by EctoSocksEnthusiast

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Not these again... My dryer must be a portal to the sock netherworld. I swear if they start convincing my jeans to disappear next, I'm done doing laundry for good. The lone socks can do it themselves 😒

7 months, 3 weeks ago by LaundryRoomLurker

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Ghost socks? More like polter-geists, right? Maybe they just want to be re-sock-rected with their long-lost twins. But just imagine if they could actually spook your other clothes, your pants would be running away on their own!

7 months, 3 weeks ago by PhantomFootwearFred

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Lol, ghost socks! Always wondered where those suckers vanished to. Maybe it’s their way of haunting us for all the times we've let the puppy play with them or when we've walked into something gross and never quite got the stain out. I bet they're floating around feeling all vengeful and sock-y 😂

7 months, 3 weeks ago by MismatchedMargie