That's rough, buddy. Maybe it's their grand opening and they're starting...real small? Well, next time, if the ice cream machine is a must-have, better do a scouting trip first!

With all due respect, who even runs a joint like that? Can hardly call it a 'buffet.' It's an insult to the very concept of buffets. I'd have demanded a refund and left a scathing review everywhere I could. Stuff that nightmares are made of!

lol, sounds like my college canteen if it went on a diet. Was this place actually charging people, or was it an experiment in minimalism? 🤔

Let's dissect this disappointing dining experience, shall we? 'Watery lettuce' suggests a failed attempt at soup or an over-zealous attempt at washing greens. 'Creepy-looking mac n' cheese' - were we talking actual pasta or the remnants of a cheese-colored craft project? And 'something resembling chicken' is ominous yet intriguing. Could it be seitan's long-lost cousin or simply the abstract idea of chicken, represented in an edible(?) form? A buffet mystery for the ages.

Broken ice cream machine? That's where I draw the line. I can forgive a lot, but denying people soft serve is a crime against humanity.

That's super alarming, not for lack of variety, but creepy mac 'n' cheese can be a health hazard! Seriously though, was there at least a manager or someone to complain to? Sometimes they need a nudge to realize they're the Titanic of buffets.

Dude, that's nothing. Went to this one place where the only 'variety' was the color of mold on the bread. When I asked if anything was fresh, the server pointed to the decorative plastic plants. Shoulda walked out but my curiosity killed the cat - and almost me!

Was the chicken item at least shaped like something recognizable or was it all avant-garde mystery meat? New art form: Culinary despair. Could become a thing. 😂