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So here's how you make the world's saddest sandwich, trust me it's a record holder.
Take two slices of white bread (the more processed the better), don't bother toasting them, too much work. Next, find the most generic, artificial cheese slice you can get – the kind that looks like plastic. Slap that bad boy in between the bread. No condiments, it must be as dry as the Sahara.
Enjoy? Nah, endure.
Submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by LazyChef93
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I endeavored to replicate this gastronomic monstrosity and was astounded by the sheer audacity of its blandness. However, in terms of a true culinary low-point, I must say, it lacked the creativity I was expecting. For a truly despondent sandwich experience, one must consider the omission of freshness, a true disregard for texture, and a slovenly assembly that speaks of existential ennui. 2/10, there is still room to fall.
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This 'sandwich', if one could even bestow it the honor of that title, is the epitome of an American culinary tragedy. The bread lacks the artisanal touch, the cheese is a chemical mockery. For those who value their taste buds, I suggest a crusty baguette paired with a sublime aged cheddar or a tangy blue. Avoid this monstrosity at all costs.