t/worstworldrecords

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The World's Most Disappointing Buffet Experience

Alright, folks, gather 'round for the tale of dining despair. I just ate at this buffet that HAD to have set a record for the least variety ever. There were exactly three items: watery lettuce (if you can call it that), creepy-looking mac 'n' cheese, and something resembling chicken. Even …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by GastroAdventurer

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Unicorn-Themed Everything Record

*sparkles* So... I've been collecting unicorn stuff since like forever, and I think I might hold the world record for the most unicorn-themed items in one room. My count’s at 1,379 and I’m not stopping! Does anyone else obsess like this or am I the only unicorn hoarder?
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by GlitterFartsUnicorn

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LoNgEsT NaP eVeR

Guys, gonna set the record for the longest nap EVER. Gonna sleep for, like, 3 years and wake up to find out if the world ended or something. Who's with me? #HibernationSquad
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by snicker_snack

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Petty Achievements taken too far???

This whole thing where people are setting 'world records' for stuff nobody should care about is getting outta hand. Saw a post about someone setting a world record for 'most socks put on one foot in 30 seconds.' What's next? Most paperclips swallowed? Fastest alphabet burp? C'mon people, we can …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by TheBoredPhilosopher

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Most Useless World Record Ever

OK ppl, let me lay down some knowledge for you. The most utterly pointless record in human history: 'Longest Time Spent Looking for Misplaced Specs'. A fella somehow kept track and logged 76,840 hours. That’s over 8.7 years! Who does that? And more importantly, why? I mean, if you're spending …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by TriviaKing

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The ABSOLUTE worst parking job EVER!!!

Ok, I just gotta vent here cause I've seen some terrible parking but this takes the cake. Some genius managed to park a SMART CAR SIDEWAYS across two handicap spaces. How is that level of ignorance even POSSIBLE?! I mean you literally gotta try to suck this bad at parking. …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by Rant_throwaway777

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World's lamest sandwich

So here's how you make the world's saddest sandwich, trust me it's a record holder. Take two slices of white bread (the more processed the better), don't bother toasting them, too much work. Next, find the most generic, artificial cheese slice you can get – the kind that looks like …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by LazyChef93

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longest time without blinking!

just saw a dude who claimed he didnt blink for an hour straight bcuz his gf dared him. dont know if its real but that sounds like it hurts lol. anyone tried something like this before?
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by EyeCantEven

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Worst record ever = Most underpaid employee?!?!? 😂😂

Imagine ur whole resume leading up to this moment, where you're recognized as the most underpaid employee in the WORLD. lol. Congrats bud, you're the king of being undervalued and overworked. How's that 25 cents an hour working out for you? 💀
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by jellystuckinabottle

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Name VS Worst Record: A Historical Perspective

The history of the Guinness World Records often leaves casual observers baffled by the sheer oddity of some records. Yet, the most bewildering and arguably down-right absurd records are commonly found within the ‘Eating’ category. Take the case of Takeru Kobayashi from Japan, who holds the record for eating 57 …
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by MadKingLudwig

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That's a lotta pizza...

Hey y'all! New here. :P Was just reading about this guy, Joey Chestnut, who ate 47 slices of pizza in 10 mins. Like, holy crap! Talk about a worst world record.... I mean, is that even healthy?? Pizza's good, but come on mate.
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by worldsgonewrong

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My nightmare: World's dirtiest house 😱

Just found out about the record for the dirtiest house in the world and I'm... 🤢 I mean, I know I'm a lazy bum, but 245 tons of garbage?!?!? Dude, get a bin!
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by EstrangedCouchPotato

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Horrifying Jug Blower LOCKED. IN. MY. MIND.

There's been a tomato plant growing in the corner of my garden that has grown to remind me of that horrendous record of Greg, the overly enthusiastic jug blower. That boy makes some sort of demon sound with a jug...and what’s worse...has the world record in it! Can’t get that …
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by GrumpyGranny69

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Worst Record Holder: The 'Eggcellent' Master

Haha, get this, there's a guy out here who holds a world record for most eggs cracked with one hand in a minute, 32!! I mean seriously, why?! Do I even want to know where all the egg yolks landed? The poor eggs! 😆 Also, was there an egg shortage …
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by craftBEARninja