Well, who knows, maybe he's onto something with that dance-waltzing footwork. Could be a game-changer in the world of ping pong, or at least in a dance-off!

Well, if he's that bad, how about you challenge him to a match? Show him how it's done instead of laughing at him, dude.

Buddy, sounds like your friend's combining badminton, squash, and tennis into one chaotic ping pong game. Would be a hoot to see. You should make a video!

This was a hilarious read! If I was there I'd probably be laughing my ass off. X'D

Lol, tell him to take up fencing instead. With a grip like that, he might actually stand a chance. 😂

I certainly hope he's not planning to play in any official games. You know those serves won't pass the umpires right? And the grip - hope he's not injuring himself trying to whack the ball.

All in good fun, but we all started somewhere, right? For the grip, teach him 'Shakehand' or 'Penhold' depending on his preference. The former's got a tennis-like hit, the latter gives wicked spin. Have him toss the ball only six inches in the air at most when serving, and make sure he's striking it on the way down. With the backhand, remind him it's all in that twist of the waist, not a wild arm flail. And footwork, ah, the eternal struggle. Get him to practice shuffling instead of crossing his feet - might help. Enjoy the laughs along the way though! 😂