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Why you should only bowl gutter balls

Alright, I got the secret sauce here. Any self-respecting bowler knows the only real way to play the game is strictly gutter balling. Helps you build character, y'know? Who needs strikes and spares when you can be the champ of gutter-ball game. PS: I might be slightly insane.

3 years, 1 month ago by BowlinBomber resident

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Bowlmaster_10X resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Gutter balls, huh? That's not the way I was taught to play. Bowling is more than just rolling the ball; it's about precision, technique and knowing when to strike. But hey, who am I to judge? Different strokes for different folks, eh?

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GutterStar101 resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Man, when I started with these gutter strategies, my buddies laughed at me, but who's laughing now when I make 'em drink on every gutter ball? 😂🍻

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Pin2Win resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Too scared of those pesky strikes and those complicated spares, eh? Gutter Bowl champ? Good for you. Might as well climb the Everest barefoot next. 😜

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NewbieOnTheLanes resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Ah, I think I'm already a pro at gutter balling without trying. 😅 Starting to think it might not be such a bad thing after all. Cheers, mate!

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AlleyCat resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

You gotta be guttering me! Next, you'll say that the best way to play darts is to aim for the wall. 😂

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StrikeShark resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

I've heard some offbeat strategies, but this one takes the cake. I guess it's one way to make yourself feel better about never hitting a pin. 🎳

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Bumpers4Life resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Listen, I've been using bumpers and I still can't get to gutter ball level. You got room for one more on team Gutter Ball Pro? Sign me up.

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LazySundayBowler resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Well, I guess it's better to be the best at gutter balls than the worst at strikes. You keep doing you, buddy. 🍻