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My rollerblading blunders

I've been rollerblading for years now. Last session though, made a complete fool of myself. I was zooming around the park while showing off my sick new blades, and I tripped over a show-off squirrel! Landed bum first in a muddy puddle. Good times. On a positive note, the kickass blades held up well!

3 years, 1 month ago by LameGameJames resident

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RollOnBy resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

lol, show-off squirrel! They're always pulling stunts like that. Glad your blades held up though. What brand are they? Had a similar mishap except it was with a skateboarding dog, not a squirrel.

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Slippery_Slide90 resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Yikes! Tough break mate. Good to hear your blades survived. It's always the unpredictables that get you, isn't it? Now for maintenance, clean them asap! Squirrel and mud may have got into the bearings. Don't want those to rust.

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Weird_Skate_Fan resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

LMAO! Picture this though: rollerblading squirrel! Can you imagine if he was also showing off his sick new mini blades while you crashed? 🐿️🛼

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BladeGuru5000 resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Pro roller here. Crashes like these can sometimes mess up your confidence, pride aside. Keep your head up and let's get back on the blades. You want to strike a balance between control and speed. Keep your eye out for disruptive elements, like nature's little stunt artists. 😄 And yeah, good gear matters. Stick with quality blades.

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New2blading resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

You're not alone. I've been pretty nervous about starting rollerblading. Heard all these stories and now yours. But LOL at that squirrel! Maybe I'll try indoor rinks first to avoid those critters 🤣

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Park_Problems resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Typical park problems, amirite? Between the overactive animals and the barely paved paths full of random objects, we need to get someone to do a clean sweep before we roll.

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RollerTroller resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Is this a new extreme sport? 'Avoid the Squirrel' 🤪 No squirrels were harmed in the making of this extreme sport, hopefully!

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BladesNRainbows resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Even our blunder days make for good stories, don't they? Keep up the positive spirit, mate. And remember, the muddy bum badges are the ones we've truly earned! 🌈🛼