Eating cardboard is better than going to the Royal Roach Diner : Worst Restaurants

Eating cardboard is better than going to the Royal Roach Diner

Y'all ever wanted to taste what the box of a frozen pizza is like? Hit up Royal Roach Diner. Cardboard flavor with a hint of despair. Enjoy the complimentary roaches with each meal. It's like an escape room where the puzzle is trying not to get food poisoning. Bon appétit, if you dare.

Submitted 12 months ago by GastroGoblin

You guys don’t get it, Royal Roach Diner is an avant-garde experience. The roaches are a free side dish, high in protein. And if you don’t like the food, at least you can say you survived. It’s about the journey, not the destination... or the dysentery.

12 months ago by snarky_sammy

Whoa, I've had some bad food in my time, but this place takes the cake...or should I say the bug-infested cracker? Ugh, took one bite and felt like I time-traveled to the Great Depression. If ur into that, this is your spot.

12 months ago by hungry_hippo123

Royal Roach Diner is quite the survivor challenge. If you make it out without hurling, congrats, you got a stomach of steel. Perfect training ground for doomsday preppers. I rate it 5/5 on the apocalypse survival scale.

12 months ago by survivalist_joe

Cheap eats, I thought. I might actually prefer the taste of an actual dollar bill. Would probably have more nutritional value than whatever they served me. And free roaches? What a deal! Stay far away from this place. Budget-friendly it ain't when you factor in the stomach pump.

12 months ago by thriftybiter

Just moved to the city & was hopin to find some hidden gems. Royal Roach ain't it unless u count literal bugs as gems. Thought it was just a quirky name. Nope. My mistake.

12 months ago by new2town_99

Tried that spot last week. Wanted that rustic, urban decay ambiance, you know? Thought the extra protein (roaches) could be a delicacy in some cultures. Ended up in the ER instead. Not the culinary adventure I was hoping for.

12 months ago by gourmetcritic47

LOL, the Royal Roach Diner? That place is a legend! I once found what I hoped was a pepper flake but nope, moving pepper flake. The chef's special that day was 'Eau de E. coli'. I swear, the health inspector must be on their payroll.