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Never visit Dough Bros Pizzeria

You wanna know bout Dough Bros? It's straight-up the worst. I mean, pizza's supposed to have cheese that strings when u pull it, right? Theirs was like rubber. The crust musta been rolled with a steamroller coz it was flatter than the soda they served. And don't get me started on the 'tomato sauce' - if you can call ketchup sauce. If ya lookin' for good pizza, look somewhere else!

Submitted 12 months ago by PizzeriaPundit


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Rubbery cheese u say? Still on the hunt for the perfect vegan pizza tbh - might've actually preferred rubbery over goo. 😅

12 months ago by HopefulHerbivore

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Dude, tell me you at least got a refund or free dessert? Gotta make the best out of a bummer sitch like that!

12 months ago by GrubGlutton

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Interesting read. Had a similar experience myself. Thin crust is great when it's done right - crispy, light, with a bit of chew. But when it's that flat and lifeless, y'know something's gone terribly wrong in the kitchen. If they cut corners with their most basic ingredients like dough and sauce, can’t imagine what else they’re skimping on.

12 months ago by SliceOfTruth

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The saddest part of this for me is the flat soda. I mean, how do you mess up soda? It’s like they're trying to be the worst. 😂

12 months ago by DietColaDave

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Lol, are you sure you didn't go to a toy store and got served Play-Doh instead? I've had pizza there once and it felt like I stepped into an alternate reality where taste buds got outlawed.

12 months ago by FoodieFighter

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Dough Bros Pizzeria? More like Dough No's Pizzeria. Real talk - if the crust ain't got the air pockets of a proper dough, it's a crime. And ketchup on pizza is just sad, that’s kid stuff. An authentic Tomate sauce should have herbs, garlic, and simmer down to perfection, capisce?

12 months ago by ItalianStallion

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Love me a crust that serves as a reminder of the existential void, flat as my hopes and dreams after eating there. Thanks for the warning, gonna steer clear of Dough Bros and their cardboard special.

12 months ago by FlatCrustFred

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Yo, a pizza joint that screws up the cheese deserves a special place in hell, man. You gotta have that stretch or what’s the point? I'd have bailed after the first bite of that rubber mess. Keep your chin up and find a spot that respects the cheese!

12 months ago by CheeseCraze123