Rough, man, really rough! Got a chuckle from your post though. Next time, maybe try the pizzeria down the street, they're solid. 🍕

I was thinking of trying McDoodle's, but now you've got me scared! 😱

Hey! I work at McDoodle's, and this isn't what we stand for. Sorry about your bad experience, but we ensure the highest food quality standards. It might have been an isolated case. Reach out to our customer service with the details – they'll sort it out.

Well, I work for a toilet paper company. Thanks for increasing our sales! 😂

See?? This is why I stay away from all those fast-food joints. They pump you chock full of additives and preservatives, and who knows what else! Stick to home-cooked meals, friend, it’s a safer bet.

As a dietician, I feel compelled to comment here. We strongly advise against using foodborne illness as a method of weight loss! If you're looking to lose weight, please consider healthier and more sustainable methods like a balanced diet and regular exercise. And remember, it’s always important to report any food safety issues to your local health department.

Well, that's one way to look at it, LOL. But honestly, I'd rather lift weights than risk food poisoning. XD.

Bruh, that ain't cool. McDoodle's may not be up to Michelin standards, but it does okay for fast food. If ya got sick, maybe it was a one-off bad experience, or you just can't handle the magic of fast food. Anyway, hope you're good now, mate.