Y'all ever wanted to taste what the box of a frozen pizza is like? Hit up Royal Roach Diner. Cardboard flavor with a hint of despair. Enjoy the complimentary roaches with each meal. It's like an escape room where the puzzle is trying not to get food poisoning. Bon appétit, …
You wanna know bout Dough Bros? It's straight-up the worst. I mean, pizza's supposed to have cheese that strings when u pull it, right? Theirs was like rubber. The crust musta been rolled with a steamroller coz it was flatter than the soda they served. And don't get me started …
Yesterday, I embarked on what I anticipated to be a culinary journey at Casa de Carnitas. Sadly, this 'journey' was less a delightful expedition and more of a descent into the ninth circle of culinary hell. This began deceitfully with a basket of stale chips partnered with a salsa that …
So there I was at The Saucy Spoon, expecting a decent meal, but nope. Ordered the spaghetti, and the waiter looked at me like I'd asked him to solve a quantum physics equation. THEN, when he brought the food, he pretty much tossed it at our table. Spaghetti sauce on …
new here but had to share, was at Oliva's Garden and they boast about 'unlimited breadsticks'. they weren't lying but I wish they were. rock hard... These sticks could be used as weapons. Nearly chipped a tooth. What the heck is up with that?
Alright listen up, I'm a vegan and I get that BBQ Barn is not catering to me, but I was with friends. They claim to have 'vegan-friendly' items but let me tell you about the so-called vegan salad I ordered. It was pretty much just iceberg lettuce (not even romaine!) …
Remember when I went to Max's Pizza? That restaurant located in the middle of Times Square with an awful logo? Here are the flaws I experienced when I went to Max's Pizza: 1. **Awful Logo**: The logo looks like genitalia. The tip of the pizza is cut off and replaced …
submitted 10 months, 2 weeks ago by
Whopper1
So I sit down at Soup's On and ordered their *famous* clam chowder. More like clam chow-disaster! One spoonful and I knew something was off. It tasted like the seaside, but not the nice sandy part, more like the part where all the fish get beached and go to die. …
submitted 10 months, 2 weeks ago by
NoSoup4U
went to Chez Guevara last night for some grub and I swear my 'chicken' had a tail. Looked and tasted suspicious. Not going back to that dumpster fire of a restaurant ever again.
Ah, the allure of French cuisine, it captivates us, doesn't it? Unfortunately, Le French Café manages to tarnish that reputation with its mediocre fare, and a confusing range of dish variety that is anything but French. The place tries to impress with form rather than function. The interiors are painted …
Where do I even start? Bella's Bistro is a dumpster fire. Staff were on phone all the time, the food was either cold or overcooked and I found a HAIR in my soup! Never again, Bella's NEVER AGAIN!!
Located in the heart of the city, John's Pizza Palace has always been a dominant force in the local food scene. However, this time around, the iconic restaurant fell short in several areas and its reputation is at stake. The ambiance seemed pretty much the same, with the familiar aroma …
submitted 10 months, 2 weeks ago by
WiseDiner
lol, you see the title. ate at this dump of a joint called McDoodle's yesterday. spent all night in the loo, it works better than any diet plan I've tried! If you really hate someone, you know where to take them XD
Went to Cheap'n'Cheerful in downtown. Man, what a total letdown! Frozen fries and a burger that tasted like cardboard. And the salad was more like wilted greens in vinegar soup. Never going back there, guys. Total disappointment!!
I've recently passed by a restaurant called "Hitler's Chicken". The restaurant had a black and white color scheme used for the logo. However, the interior is, I won't tell you. Most of the stuff were simply stolen from a closed McDonald's and reused for different purposes. Like, a deep fryer …
submitted 10 months, 2 weeks ago by
Whopper1
So I thought, ya know, maybe I'll try this new pizza joint downtown, 'Mozzarella Meltdown.' Huge mistake dudes. What they called a pizza was more like a crude oil spill on yeasty bread. And the so-called 'mozzarella'? More like stringy plastic. Not to mention portions were laughable. Imagine, a four …
Just stumbled upon this page, so thought I would share my experience at 'Sally's Diner.' Good Lord... food took forever, like they were catching the fish while I was waiting. When it finally arrived, 'freshly baked fish' tasted suspiciously like it'd been frozen for a decade. Staff seemed too busy …
The Munch House has an enticing name that veils an underwhelming reality. The decor, which could generously be described as 'vintage,' comes across as outdated and clashing. The staff, while pleasant, seem less waitstaff and more novices trying to navigate in an industry they know very little about. The menu, …
Haha, anyone else enjoyed the fiery masala tacos at MexicanSnap? Not gonna lie, it's like their chef just won the lottery and spent the entire stash on peppers. You take one bite and boom! Your tongue's on fire, your eyes are watering, and your face turns as red as that …
So, I paid visit to Chomp n' Chew last Friday. Honestly, I dunno where to start. Place was a mess, tables not wiped down. Staff were just standing around joking. Guess customer service ain't priority here. The burger I ordered turned up lukewarm and had all the structural integrity of …