t/worstpresents

So, participated in a Secret Santa a couple years back with some friends. Name gets picked out, present is bagged. I get excited, I love surprises. Long story short, I unwrap a giant, ugly, plastic spider. I shrieked like a …

So, like the title says, boyfriend of 2 years decides that this Christmas, the best present for his vegan girlfriend is.. a beef jerky pack. He said he bought it online and didn't read it right. I'm not sure what …

Got married while back. Best man gifts both of us tubes of toothpaste. Yeah, you read that right. Crest. Not even whitening kind. He said its for the 'long nights ahead'. Screw you dude, ain't gonna be your best man …

So, last year Christmas at granny's. Hate it already because she got this itchy fake wool thing everywhere and the potato salad sucks, but family stuff, you know. Anyway, the whole fam comes over, I got some regular presents like …

this is my first post, couldn't help but share. had bday last week. sis gave me baby toys. yeah, like under 5 yrs stuff. i mean i like plushies n all that, but a freakin baby rattle? i'm 24, for …

not much else to say, turned 16 today and my mum handed me a giftbag that just had deodorant. nice to know what she thinks of me lol