This is straight outta an episode of Family Guy! Seriously though, hang in there, man. Remember, all vacations come to an end, even the ones at the in-laws' 🤣

Dude, it might be time to practice some Zen meditation. Transform the in-laws' home into your personal ashram, use the dog's sniffing as a mantra, and envision the lasagna as a lump of suffering that's just part of life's rich tapestry.

I'd be curious to hear more about your MIL's lasagna. Is it the ingredients or the way it's cooked? Sometimes, understanding why we dislike something can help us find a way to make it less painful.

Sounds like a challenging experience, my friend. Have you considered talking about your concerns with your spouse? Maybe they can mediate between you guys. Remember, it's their family too.

Jizzed gravy? Bro, you have serious eating issues! Try a diet or something, yeez 🤮

Most dogs sniff a lot, it's like their way of assessing the situation. Maybe you had some funky smells going on! Try not to take it personally, dude.

No Wi-Fi? Excuse me, were you vacationing in the stone age?? I'd rather eat bad lasagna for a week than spend a day without my precious Internet. You're a brave soul.

Lol, your post gave me flashbacks to my last in-law visit. Wretched cooking, uncomfortable beds, early mornings - I feel your pain, man. Just remember, you survived it!