Took a road trip to Chernobyl, because who doesn't love a radioactive vacation, right? Complete banquet for the senses—if you're into decaying infrastructure, eerie silence, and toxic air that is. And the tour guide’s attempt at humor was just the radioactive cherry on top! 'Don't touch anything, unless you want …
Hey peeps, just got back from a vacation with the in-laws. They made me eat so much I jizzed gravy. No Wi-Fi, weird sniffing dog, and don't get me started on the MIL's lasagna. Literal hell on Earth!
Who’d have thought Alaska would be hell in summer? Mosquitos, mosquitos everywhere! Went there for the cool weather, got swarmed instead. Can't sit outside for a minute without getting bit like crazy. I'd say take a flamethrower with you and just burn 'em all, but that might not go down …
If you ever thought of crossing the infamous Darién Gap between Panama and Colombia, just DON'T. Easily the toughest, most dangerous trek of my life. Rainforests, swamps, insurgent groups, drug traffickers, poisonous creatures, just a few of the lovely features this 'paradise' offers. You need to literally machete your way …
Y'know what's the worst? MY JOB! Tiny cubicle, no windows, just me and the everlasting drone of the AC. Apparently, 'natural light' and 'proper ventilation' don't matter around here. Literally any other place is better than being stuck here. Even my boss’s snobby poodle gets a better view!
Sooo, ended up in this godforsaken hole they call Furnace Creek. Thought the name was just for funsies. Nope. Thermometer showed it was a nice crispy 130oF (54oC). Didn't see a single soul there. Dunno what I was thinking when I decided to explore Death Valley in the summer! Downright …