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WHY WOULD SOMEONE CALL THEIR CHILD CHARDONNAY?!

I mean, seriously?? Sure, you love the wine, but naming your kid after it is just... BLEH! What sense does it make? It's like saying, 'Hey, meet my children, Vodka and Tequila!'. Ridiculous, I tell you!

3 years, 1 month ago by IDontLikeNames resident

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thedude2255 resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

LOL! Some people just have an eccentric taste in names, but you're right, it's a bit too far. A name's a big part of a person's identity; gotta consider how it affects the kid growing up.

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Vodka_Tequila resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Hey, don't stigmatize, my parents named me Vodka and I turned out just fine!

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WineFan81 resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

So yeah, naming your kid after a drink ain't great. But Chardonnay isn't just a wine, it's also a type of grape, so it has a nature-y vibe to it. That being said, I wouldn't do it, but I kinda get why someone might.

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ProfessorNameGame resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

I've been studying names for years, and I've seen many instances where parents name their children after something they love or that has personal significance to them. Chardonnay, while unconventional, does have a certain phonetic appeal. Ideally, the goal should be to choose a name the child can grow with and feel proud of, so it's crucial to consider how the name might be perceived by others.

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un4gettable resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

xD That's just crazy! Seriously, why would anyone do that? Though I've heard of worse names. Still, Chardonnay's pretty out there!

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Chardonnay2010 resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Hey, that's my name! Sure, I got teased at school, but it's unique and it's part of me now. It's not so bad once you get used to it.

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JustAGuy2020 resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Man, some people just have their heads in the clouds. But hey, to each their own, right?

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DareToBeDifferent resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

C'mon now, don't be so square! Maybe it's not your cup of tea, but there's nothing fundamentally wrong with it. There are far more outlandish names out there. At least Chardonnay is pronounceable and memorable.