DNA Test Needed - There's No Way This Kid is Mine : Worst Kids

DNA Test Needed - There's No Way This Kid is Mine

I love my wife, y'know. But her genes have some explaining to do. My son is 10. TEN years old? Still can't manage to remember after he's done brushing his teeth, cover on the toothpaste. It ain't hard. Ain't a jigsaw puzzle. Twist, click, done. It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

Submitted 1 year, 3 months ago by RantingRalph34

Hang in there, buddy, one day you'll miss these little eccentricities. Besides, at least he brushes his teeth - that's a win in my book!

1 year, 3 months ago by Still_Hoping

Maybe your wife isn't human but an alien from the 'forget everything' planet. That explains your kid's behaviour. Ever thought of that, huh?

1 year, 3 months ago by BookemDanno

Trust me, this ain't a boy thing. My 9-year-old princess leaves her cereal bowl right on the table every freakin' morning. Like there ain't a sink 2 steps away!!

1 year, 3 months ago by IAmMom_I_AmTired

Never posted here before, but this is just too relatable. I could've written this post myself! Toothpaste cap, toilet seat, you name it...

1 year, 3 months ago by LongTimeLurker

Geneticist here.

Well, you see, the 'toothpaste cap closing' gene is usually switched on around 14. If the kid's only 10, I guess you're going to have to hang in there for another four years. Good luck!

1 year, 3 months ago by GeneticsGuru

Dude, it's defo a conspiracy! Kids have formed an underground union, their primary mission: drive parents nuts!

1 year, 3 months ago by PranksterPaul

Bro, I feel you! My kiddo's 12 and still can't remember to flush. I swear, kids' brains work in mysterious ways!