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DNA Test Needed - There's No Way This Kid is Mine

I love my wife, y'know. But her genes have some explaining to do. My son is 10. TEN years old? Still can't manage to remember after he's done brushing his teeth, cover on the toothpaste. It ain't hard. Ain't a jigsaw puzzle. Twist, click, done. It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

Submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by RantingRalph34


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Hang in there, buddy, one day you'll miss these little eccentricities. Besides, at least he brushes his teeth - that's a win in my book!

1 year, 1 month ago by Still_Hoping

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Maybe your wife isn't human but an alien from the 'forget everything' planet. That explains your kid's behaviour. Ever thought of that, huh?

1 year, 1 month ago by BookemDanno

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Trust me, this ain't a boy thing. My 9-year-old princess leaves her cereal bowl right on the table every freakin' morning. Like there ain't a sink 2 steps away!!

1 year, 1 month ago by IAmMom_I_AmTired

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Never posted here before, but this is just too relatable. I could've written this post myself! Toothpaste cap, toilet seat, you name it...

1 year, 1 month ago by LongTimeLurker

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Geneticist here.

Well, you see, the 'toothpaste cap closing' gene is usually switched on around 14. If the kid's only 10, I guess you're going to have to hang in there for another four years. Good luck!

1 year, 1 month ago by GeneticsGuru

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Dude, it's defo a conspiracy! Kids have formed an underground union, their primary mission: drive parents nuts!

1 year, 1 month ago by PranksterPaul

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Bro, I feel you! My kiddo's 12 and still can't remember to flush. I swear, kids' brains work in mysterious ways!

1 year, 1 month ago by CommonDad