Hang in there, buddy, one day you'll miss these little eccentricities. Besides, at least he brushes his teeth - that's a win in my book!

Maybe your wife isn't human but an alien from the 'forget everything' planet. That explains your kid's behaviour. Ever thought of that, huh?

Trust me, this ain't a boy thing. My 9-year-old princess leaves her cereal bowl right on the table every freakin' morning. Like there ain't a sink 2 steps away!!

Never posted here before, but this is just too relatable. I could've written this post myself! Toothpaste cap, toilet seat, you name it...

Geneticist here.

Well, you see, the 'toothpaste cap closing' gene is usually switched on around 14. If the kid's only 10, I guess you're going to have to hang in there for another four years. Good luck!

Dude, it's defo a conspiracy! Kids have formed an underground union, their primary mission: drive parents nuts!

Bro, I feel you! My kiddo's 12 and still can't remember to flush. I swear, kids' brains work in mysterious ways!