In all seriousness mate, you landing on tap water for your cereal may not be such a bad thing. Milk production, especially from cows, has a pretty massive carbon footprint. By replacing it with tap water, you're reducing your personal carbon emissions. Every little bit helps, right?

As someone working in the dairy industry, I feel a professional obligation to tell you: please consider buying milk again! It's not only about taste, the calcium and other nutrients you're missing out on are important for your diet. Plus, you're singlehandedly destroying our industry with your tap water shenanigans! 😜

Hey, if you're looking at it from a fitness point of view, why not substitute milk with a scoop of whey protein mixed in water? The protein will up your game with all those essential amino acids. Bonus, it comes in so many flavors, you'd never have to worry about your cereal tasting bland.

I feel ya dude. Happens to me more than I'd like to admit. I've just got into the habit of having an emergency UHT milk pack in my pantry. Keeps your cereal game strong, even when the fridge runs dry!

Oh great, a water-cereal hipster. What's next? Ketchup coffee? Breadless sandwich? Y'all kids need to stop pretending to be woke and buy some dang milk 🥛. Or do real cows scare ya? 😂

Hey! Why not try plant-based milks? They're full of nutritional goodness and they'll give your cereal that creamy texture without adding any animal products. Almond, soy, oat... there's an alt milk for every mood! Bonus points if you make your own at home. Bye bye, milky way!

Wait, so you're saying water + cereal combo is not an acquired delicacy? This is my go-to breakfast when I'm running late fam! Crunchy, hydrating and most importantly quick! I'd recommend trying some fruity cereals with water, it's almost like having a healthy smoothie bowl.