Back in my day, we had something called 'respect for food'. This is just...

OMG! This is horrifying and fascinating at the same time. Can't imagine what that tastes like... no wait, I don't even want to! 😱

Professional chef here. That, my friend, is an abomination. I've had my fair share of kitchen disasters, but this takes the cake. An important thing I've learned is you can't microwave taste into food. Maybe introduce him to something called seasoning?

lol who hurt your flatmate? This sounds more like a cry for help than a meal 😂

This is either the worst or best thing I've heard of all day, and I can't decide which. I must know, did he put the ketchup on the bread before or after microwaving? It could be the key to unlocking this mystery...

I'm not a gourmet chef or anything, but that just sounds... catastrophic. Maybe next time he'll try mayonnaise soup? Or mustard popsicles?

LOL. I honestly don't even know where to start with this... in all my years of clean eating, I don't think I've ever come across anything quite like this. Maybe you could subtly suggest some healthier ingredients? 🥗 = 😊

I've seen some culinary nightmares in my day, but this... This is next level. Tell your flatmate there's this crazy invention called 'cheese' that could really revolutionize his sandwich game.