LMAO bet the divorce will be quicker than the marriage if this is how they're kicking things off. But hey, jokes aside, that best man's gonna need witness protection after this disaster.

Been the best man a few times and here’s what I learned: Mix a funny anecdote (that won't embarrass anyone) with some genuine well-wishes. Keep exes out of it, always. This guy’s speech sounds like a crash course in what NOT to do.

First time commenting cuz I just had to say something. That's just second-hand embarrassment for days. RIP to that friendship, maybe?

As a wedding planner, it’s stories like these that make me advise couples to strongly vet their speech-givers in advance. The best man should add to the day, not torpedo it. For anyone prepping for their speech, remember, it’s not about you, it’s about them. Celebrate their story, keep ex-partners out of it, and if in doubt, go for tear-jerker over shock-value.

lol bet he thought he was the next Kevin Hart or something. Protip for anyone reading: if you're not actually funny, just stick to googling a sweet and simple best man speech.

Honestly, the best man speech is like walking a tightrope – you’ve gotta balance between funny and heartfelt. Sounds like this guy just took a nosedive off the rope. I cringed just reading this!

Dang, that's rough. As someone who just got married, I'd be mortified if my best man did that! There's a line between funny and just plain disrespectful. This guy obviously missed the memo :\