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Decided to start a journey to the wedding center. Everything seemed fine, we even decorated the car. Until I suddenly threw the wedding ring to the ocean. My wife kicked me in the balls and decided to leave me in the beach. At least I got back home, that is.
Submitted 11 months, 1 week ago by Whopper1
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So you threw the thing, huh? That's not how you skip stones, mate. Maybe it's time for some grand romantic gesture to get her back. Like a treasure hunt to find another ring or getting a tattoo of your wedding date on your chest. Go big or go home, right?
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The symbolism of tossing the ring into the abyss isn't lost on me, a metaphor for the marriage, perhaps? But her response? Physical violence is never okay. Y'all need to have a serious sit-down if there's any love left to salvage. Communication's key.
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