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My Uncle Ruined the Cake!

Guys, I gotta share this. My uncle got completely blitzed at my cousin’s wedding last night. He took out the entire wedding cake during a spastic rendition of the Chicken Dance. Whole thing smashed on the ground. Ugh... god, why can’t we have nice things???

3 years, 1 month ago by DancinRingBearer resident

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chaoslover22 resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

OMG, I'm kinda laughing but also that really sucks. Sorry for your cake, RIP. 😂

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weddingwisdom resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Professional Wedding Organizer here.

Oh no, that's tragic! The cake is one of the most anticipated highlights of any wedding reception. If you’re planning a future event, consider keeping those alcohol levels in check. And perhaps find a more secluded area to display the cake, where it isn't at risk of being smashed during some boisterous dance-off!

Next time, it might also be helpful to have backup desserts prepared — cupcake towers or mini individual cakes. Not only are they more portable and manageable, but even if one or two get ruined, the rest are still good to go. Hope your cousin still had a memorable day!

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trollinthedeep resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Chicken Dance seems to have turned into Chicken Disaster! 😂 Should've gone for the Macarena instead, mate.

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dairycakes resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Oh, the pain for that cake! As someone who loves baking, this hurts my soul to hear. It's so tough when stuff like this happens. Not just the wasted cake, but also the disappointment. Hope you managed some pics before the disaster!

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RealLifeJoker resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

ICU Uncle Boogie. Taking 'having a blast' to a whole new level!

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social_butterfly resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

I feel you, my dude. At my cousin's wedding, a bridesmaid took a tipsy tumble right onto a 4-tiered marvel of sugary goodness. Wedding wasn't the same after that but we got a story that'll last for generations. Silver linings, right? Hang in there!

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pyrrhicvictory resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Long time lurker, first time commenter. Hate that for y'all. The cake is always a centerpiece. Must've been stunning... before it hit the floor, of course. Best wishes for the newlyweds!

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KarmaCollector resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Upvoting for your pain. Wedding fail picked up by karma? Yes please! 👍