Brought home a guinea pig cause the girlfriend wanted one. Named the thing Alfredo. He's nothing special, just a rodent. But the GF, she’s all over him like he’s some movie star. Alfredo gets more kisses than I do. I used to be the cute one in the house. Now …

Meet Flapjack, my African Grey parrot. Brilliant and devious, he's masterminded something most prison break artists would applaud. Flapjack's cage has a sliding metal door that is fastened with a small latch hook. This temporary prison (as Flapjack regards it) is rarely used except when we have guests over who …

Hi, new to reddit. Got a pug, name's Fido. Was having dinner and left my plate on the table for just one sec. Turned my back and next thing I knew, Fido was munching on my steak. Can't even be mad, he looked so pleased with himself. Lesson learned, never …

This gonna long one fellas. Grab a drink and buckle up. So there I am, just doing my regular chores at home. It started out like a normal day, picked up the laundry basket and headed to the laundry room. Got the washer going and threw in a scoop of …

So my coonhound, Smoky, just ATE my kid's homework. The whole darn thing. Kyle had just finished and put it on the kitchen table when this naughty boy jumped up and gobbled it right down. You can't make this stuff up lmao. Looks like we're gonna have to use the …