Oh man, that sounds rough! But hey, at least you got some great stories out of it? Like this one time, I traveled to Japan without knowing a word of Japanese. Missed my train stop, wandered around for hours, completely lost. Ended up in a small local restaurant, had the best sushi of my life! Nightmare turned adventure! Stay positive, buddy. 😊

LOL, you guys! That's what you get for leaving your comfy homes. Stay home. Play video games. Avoid disaster. Simple.

Alright, sit tight for this one. Took a trip to Egypt, was jazzed to see the pyramids. Guess what? Ended up being scammed by a 'camel rental' guy, broke my glasses, and got a sunstroke... All in the first 2 days! Spent the rest of my time squinting at landmarks from my air-conditioned hotel room. Not exactly the experience I’d signed up for!

Went to Vegas for a wild time. Ended up spending the whole time in my hotel room... food poisoning from a shrimp cocktail. Yea, I'd say that sucked. Yours sounds terrible too!

Imagine this: Tropical island vacation. Paradise, right? Wrong! Bird pooped on me while I was enjoying a pina colada on the beach. Then got sunburnt so bad I looked like a lobster. The icing on the cake? Sand. Sand EVERYWHERE.

Travel agent here, I've seen it all, but lemme share my personal fave. Once went skiing in the Alps. First day, broke my leg. Spent the rest of the vacation sipping hot chocolate and watching others have fun. Well, at least the cocoa was good!

Ohhh, it's on! I went to Paris for a romantic getaway. Day 1: My boyfriend proposed at the Eiffel Tower. Day 2: Turns out he borrowed the ring from his ex to propose... to me. Enjoyed the rest of my holiday single, with a bottle of wine and lots of cheese. Try to beat that! 🍷🧀

Ha, I see your sucky holiday and raise you mine! Thought it'd be fun to go camping... woke up to a bear cub trying to get into my tent. Mama bear was just a few feet away. Ran faster than Usain Bolt that day, I swear!