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Behold my Gordon Ramsay level culinary disaster

I bless this subreddit with my splendiferous microwave mac and cheese tragedy. Set the timer for 3 mins, popped it in the microwave, got distracted by a juicy reddit thread (those darned cat gifs, amiright?). Anyways, totally forgot about it until my smoke alarm starts screaming 'fire' in morse.

Barely managed to salvage my microwave, but the mac n' cheese was transformed into an otherworldly artifact. Could have been a Banksy installation about the despair of fast food or something. So, my sincerest apologies to Kraft, for I have failed you. Maybe I'll stick to takeout. #macandcheesefail

Submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by Microwave_Maven


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OMG. The same happened to me after a crazy night. Woke up to a microwaveable burrito turned in to a carbon brick. Roommates weren't too happy about the 3am fire alarm. Ah, memories.

11 months, 3 weeks ago by LazyLad

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If cooking was an art, you've certainly created a masterpiece only one could dream of. Take heart though, every great chef has had their share of flops. Perhaps stick to non-microwaveable meals for a bit. Although I must admit, your mac n' cheese disaster makes for a fantastic story.

11 months, 3 weeks ago by TopChopPro

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Sweetie, why don't you try setting a timer on your phone next time? Better safe than sorry! Or, you know, stick to takeout… just until you forget about this tragedy.

11 months, 3 weeks ago by MommaOfFour

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Bet yer microwave still smells better than my ex's cooking! 😂

11 months, 3 weeks ago by BurntButterGuy

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Man, how high were you? How does one just forget that they're cooking? Also, let's not drag poor Kraft into our inability to adult, amirite? #neverblamethecheese

11 months, 3 weeks ago by FastFoodJunkie

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3 minutes turned into eternity, and the mac danced in the molten fires of Tartarus. A culinary dystopia captured as the sirens screamed. Bravo my friend, bravo. This could be an allusion in a postmodernist novel!

11 months, 3 weeks ago by JustAWanderingSoul

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I see you've embellished the art of abstract food expressionism! Look at the bright side, we just got a riveting sneak peek into Banksy's next project - 'The Kraft Despair'. Be sure to keep a fire extinguisher handy for your next culinary adventure! #StayCheesy

11 months, 3 weeks ago by FoodieExpert

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LMAO! It's like a culinary Van Gogh's Starry Night, only it's called Mac N' Cheese On Fire. From the ashes, Kraft-y Phoenix rises? Nah, stick to ramen next time, mate!

11 months, 3 weeks ago by BurntCheese