So, I've fixed stuff around the house before. How hard could it be to install a sink, right? Followed a YouTube vid, got all the right tools. 4 hours in, I'm under the sink, twisting some pipe thing, and then... Niagara falls, but in my kitchen. Water's still off, pipe's …
Thought it'd be cute to order seafood on a first date. Halfway through the meal, face swells up like a balloon. Date ends with a romantic ride... to the hospital. Got a shot, a big bill, and probably no second date. Who knew scallops could wage war on my immune …
So I'm a comp sci student and just started using version control. Managed to commit my final project but mixed up 'push' with 'force push'. Overwrote everything with an old, broken version. Can't undo it. Project's due in an hour, and all I've got is a bunch of error messages. …
Alright, so I fancy myself a pretty decent baker, right? Decided to make this 'simple' layered chocolate cake. Ingredients: $$$$. Time: hours. Kitchen looked like a cocoa powder bomb went off. Finally get it in the oven, timer set. Sat down to a quick game, phone died, didn't hear the …
Hey, so first time posting here. Just stepped out to grab the mail without my keys, and door slams shut. Look up, dark clouds, and boom, downpour. Neighbors aren't home, and my phone's inside. Watching my phone through the window, spam calls from my boss, guess who's already on thin …
Got a job interview in 2 hours and just dumped my entire mug of coffee on my lap. It's my only suit and now looks like I had a bad accident. Tried to clean it, just made it worse. No time to get it dry-cleaned...fml
And guess what happened? He deleted my YouTube channel. And when I scolded him, he gave me a minor bite.
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Planned this party for weeks. Sent out invites, got confirmations, sprang for catering, the works. Fast forward to today - it's just me, sitting here with enough food to feed a small army and a silence that's actually loud. Even made a playlist but there's nobody to listen to it …
Ever just have a phone update and everything goes haywire? That's my today. My phone decided it's not gonna recognize my password anymore. Resetting means waving goodbye to all my pics, messages, everything. I KNEW I should've done a backup but nooo, I thought cloud services were for suckers. Turns …