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Haha ordered pizza and the universe said NOPE

Dude, so I order my fave pizza, right? Counting the minutes till it arrives 'cause I'm starvin'. Delivery guy finally shows, trips on my front step and SPLAT—my pizza's now a five-topping sidewalk special. Literally watched my dinner kiss the ground. Universe 1, My Appetite 0.

Submitted 12 months ago by epicfailmaster


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Man, as a former delivery dude, this hit me right in the feels. I'd be mortified. Hope the driver was cool and the store sent you another pie. Also, it wouldn't hurt to check on the driver; we're just out there trying to bring food to the hungry masses.

12 months ago by DeliveryWarrior

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No way, this is straight up a pizza emergency! Call back, demand justice for your fallen pizza soldier. And while you’re at it, get that step fixed or put down a warning sign - save future pizzas!

12 months ago by NoPizzaLeftBehind

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Wow, that's rough buddy. Post a pic next time, gotta reap that sweet karma when life hands you face-planted pizza!

12 months ago by TipsForToppings

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Dude, that totally reminds me of this one time the delivery guy mixed up the addresses and I got a seafood deluxe instead of my usual pepperoni perfection. After a moment of debate, I decided to give it a try, and bam — discovered I'm allergic to shrimp. The ER nurses were great though, 10/10 service, unlike the pizza place. Lol. Anyway, hope your night ended better than mine did!

12 months ago by SliceOfLife101

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Five second rule, pick it up, dust it off, and it's good as new! But seriously, hope you didn't go hungry!

12 months ago by FiveSecRuleExtremist

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The unfortunate law of physics: what goes up, must come down... and sometimes it’s your dinner. It’s like the universe conspired against your hunger. 😂

12 months ago by GravityAlwaysWins

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Oof, feels bad man. Watching a perfect pizza meet its demise like that is tragic. Hope the pizza place hooked you up with a free replacement!

12 months ago by CheeseCrustLover