Ha! Rough night, huh? Also, what are the odds that you got locked out on a rainy night? reminds me of this one time when I woke up on a park bench after a night of heavy drinking... in my boxers... in the snow... ❄️😖

Oh man, I can relate! Once I got stuck in an elevator during a power outage...wearing nothing but my towel. Had gone to the laundry room in my building to get my clothes. Ended up being rescued by firefighters...🚒🔥

Aww, that's terrible. Did at least someone offer you a towel or did they just watch the 'show'? 🤨

Actually, people always assume its easier to break in during the night, but statistically, most burglaries happen during the daytime when people are at work. The dark isn't the burglar's friend as it might seem - most would like to see where they're going and what they're stealing. Bet your neighbors didn't know that! 🤔

Who's wandering around outside at 2am other than us insomniacs and raccoons? At least someone in the neighborhood is vigilant enough to shy away burglars... or lock out sleepwalkers, I guess. 😅

Lmao, just WOW! You, my friend, are a disaster waiting to happen! Next time bring popcorn so your neighbors can at least enjoy the show. 🍿🤡

I recommend investing in a spare key that you hide in a trusted neighbor's place, or even one of those lockboxes installed outside... better safe than sorry for next time. Even a waterproof pouch with a spare key around your neck while you sleep, given your sitcom-like life! 😬

Aw man, that's seriously unfortunate! I bet your 'audience' was the entire neighborhood. Did the police show up? 😂