Way to make a lasting impression there, bud! They'll remember you as the coffee guy now. Anyway, it's just one bad day, not a bad life. You got this!

That sounds like something straight out of a romantic comedy! White shirt, fresh coffee... just missing a handsome stranger to laugh it off with you. Don't stress dear, it'll just be a funny story by tomorrow.

This is why I hate coffee! That stuff stains everything. Stick to tea mate, it's safer.

Maybe it's a sign, you're not cut out for office work. Ever thought of a career in abstract art? You're halfway there with the coffee shirt! Just messing with ya.

You know next time, there's this hack I use where I keep a spare shirt in my office drawer. Sounds silly but it's a life saver for moments like this. And also, I only drink water at work (least staining). Hang in there, mate, it's not the end of the world.

Aww, that seriously sucks! Hope your day gets better!

Don't worry, bud. We've all been there, I guarantee your new colleagues have spilled coffee (or worse) at some point. It might be embarrassing for a while, but it'll become a funny story soon enough. Hang in there.

Haha, oh man! Coffee shirt baptism on the first day? You're a legend already!