Chickens? Totally overrated. I've met some shawarmas that could give them a run for their money 💰🏃‍♀️

One mistake doesn't define you, sweetheart! It's not about the fall, but how we pick ourselves back up. Tomorrow is another day. Keep your chin up.

Next time, sober up before you text. And remember, Rome wasn't built in a text message. It's a marathon, bro, not a sprint.

The Freudian implications of your shawarma-related sexual attraction are literally saturating your text. Seems to me you are subconsciously trying to contextualize your amorous feelings within the safety of mundane, everyday objects. Hashtag Deep.

Dang, that sucks. Same thing happened to me once, only it was tacos not shawarma. Guess what, we're now happily married. Hope turns around for you too!

So, what did she reply to the shawarma text? Perhaps odds aren't as bad as you think?

No lie, I feel you though, shawarma sandwiches are irresistible! Maybe she's just a vegan, idk 🤔

Lol, I guess the way to a man's heart is through his stomach but not so sure that's the way to a woman's. Better luck next time, dude!